| Avon
| Headline: | I am too complex to sum up in one sentence. Or two. |
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Male seeking female, age: 29 |
| Relationship: | Some fun dates to begin with | | Other: | Non-smoker, Height: 180 cm (5'11") |  | Sorry, this photograph is only visible to members of the site who are logged in, and displaying a photograph of their own. |
| Additional Attributes:
| Looks: | Short, straight, dark brown hair and green eyes | | isTj: Introversion (moderately-expressed), Sensing (moderately-expressed), Thinking, Judging (moderately-expressed) | | Fashion: | Casual | | Humour: | Puns, Slapstick, Erudite allusions, Shaggy-Dog stories, Irony, Parody, Musical/Visual Gags | | Green - Single/available | | Flirting, Casual/Fling, Non-serious, Dating, Whatever I can get, "Mischief" | | Food: | I can cook | | Animal: | Parrot | | Putty in your hands |
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*waves*
Hello there. I'm Avon. Well, I'm not really. Clearly I have a Real Name which My Mum Calls Me but Avon is the name I've got on this site and a small amount of anonymity makes things exciting.
I work at the University of Cambridge where I have a warm office and I play at being a scientist when I'm not having to teach Very Boring Things Indeed to students.
Now the usual 'what do you do' stuff is out of the way, let's get to the meat. I don't take myself too seriously and like having a bit of fun. I'm pretty easy going and in general will try most things once as long as it doesn't involve getting too wet or will tickle my feet.
As for you? Well, you're interesting to talk to primarily. I'm not looking for long-term love through this site but would love to have some fun dates chatting to some interesting, intelligent people. And you must have a good sense of humour. Of course you don't *know* what I think a good sense of humour is but that's why you're going to ask me out for a drink.
Oh, you're not sold yet?
Erm... Well, the thing is if I say too much here then there'll be nothing for us to chat about on this site. Oh, BTW: I do like chatting on this site. When I'm sat alone in my house with only the One Show for company, having this site minimised in the background can often provide welcome relief from an interesting section on moth farming or cheese production. And BTW2, I'm currently in an open relationship. Don't let that put you off. In fact, I welcome questions on it.
Conversation openers: by now you're itching to know if the author of this ad is quite as weird as he sounds. Well I'm not. I have a piece of paper that says I'm not weird. It's written by my mum but that totally counts. Why not chat to me and see? I don't bite. And, in most circumstances, I don't stalk you relentlessly. Unless you are scary I might even want to meet up for a quick drinkie. Why not ask me whether I'm a scientist/IT guy/engineer like every other man on this site or whether I have more artistic aims. Ask what I do for fun. Ask how I spend my summers.
In general, let's make our opening conversation not be: "hello, what're you up to?" |
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